and by artistic interpretation I mean I made stick figures and then put a bunch of words around them
Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers
why is your grandfather buying eyeliner
my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby and This Is What They Got
Same squirrel, same.
i love this so much
So adorable, the little girls face says it all
Favourite Lana & Jen on set pictures. (3/3)
#omfg look at her eyes #look how dead she looks #and Snow here gushing about a fucking wedding #while Regina thinks that she couldve had with Daniel #what the very girl who destroyed her is standing smiling #smiling at her new toy #because thats exactly what Regina is #a toy #a prize that her daddy got #regina was literally sold to a child #i cant deal with this
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