But I seem to be off topic. I should describe me as a person. I'm a lesbian. I'm pretty nice. I hate stereotypes. And arrogant people. If you're cool and aren't fucking small-minded, I think we should get along just great. Hit me up. Maybe that was a lot to say, actually.
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and by artistic interpretation I mean I made stick figures and then put a bunch of words around them
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Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Source: narret
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my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers
why is your grandfather buying eyeliner
my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker
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My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
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Two Lesbians Raised A Baby and This Is What They Got
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Same squirrel, same.
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i love this so much
So adorable, the little girls face says it all
Beautiful.
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Favourite Lana & Jen on set pictures. (3/3)
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#omfg look at her eyes #look how dead she looks #and Snow here gushing about a fucking wedding #while Regina thinks that she couldve had with Daniel #what the very girl who destroyed her is standing smiling #smiling at her new toy #because thats exactly what Regina is #a toy #a prize that her daddy got #regina was literally sold to a child #i cant deal with this
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