But I seem to be off topic. I should describe me as a person. I'm a lesbian. I'm pretty nice. I hate stereotypes. And arrogant people. If you're cool and aren't fucking small-minded, I think we should get along just great. Hit me up. Maybe that was a lot to say, actually.
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cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
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anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
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tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
cannibalism
Hailing satan
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When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD
THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD ALSO.
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4 years ago today. #DontStopBelievin
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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Lea Michele is a fucking cupcake
#GROUNDCHELE
LOL
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i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever
If this post didn’t begin a beautiful romance then I don’t know what the internet is for anymore
OTP
this fucking website
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my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
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APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
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