Each and every one of you: Stay Gold

notreallygleesecrets: and by artistic interpretation I mean I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:56:27 -0400

and by artistic interpretation I mean I made stick figures and then put a bunch of words around them

theuppitynegras: firstladysexyfineass: mypocketshurt90: suprem...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:53:37 -0400

firstladysexyfineass:

mypocketshurt90:

supremecatoverlord:

walk2222:

narret:

Animals with Watermelons

the fucking parrot

I luv u waturmelon

An important documentary.

Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

porrimz: coolasacalliope: porrimz: my goddamn grandfather...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:52:18 -0400

porrimz:

coolasacalliope:

porrimz:

my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers

why is your grandfather buying eyeliner

my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker

yumiishiyama: yumiishiyama: yumiishiyama: yumiishiyama: My mom didn’t tell me we were having...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:49:19 -0400

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

yumiishiyama:

My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom

UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM

UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:48:14 -0400

chloweafterdark: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:29 -0400

chloweafterdark:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:44 -0400

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:57 -0400

heartsofthebroken: paperangelsandplastichearts: I CAN’T I’M...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:13 -0400

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

manic-cipher: Two Lesbians Raised A Baby and This Is What They...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:21 -0400

manic-cipher:

Two Lesbians Raised A Baby and This Is What They Got

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:33:59 -0400

whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

heya-for-eternity: Same squirrel, same.

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:32:23 -0400

heya-for-eternity:

Same squirrel, same.

krissypiee2: meowbabii: emivondyke: i love this so much So...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:33 -0400

krissypiee2:

meowbabii:

emivondyke:

i love this so much

So adorable, the little girls face says it all

Beautiful.

missdontcare-x: Favourite Lana & Jen on set pictures....

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:27:35 -0400

missdontcare-x:

Favourite Lana & Jen on set pictures. (3/3)

octoball: #omfg look at her eyes #look how dead she looks #and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:23:49 -0400

octoball:

#omfg look at her eyes #look how dead she looks #and Snow here gushing about a fucking wedding #while Regina thinks that she couldve had with Daniel #what the very girl who destroyed her is standing smiling #smiling at her new toy #because thats exactly what Regina is #a toy #a prize that her daddy got #regina was literally sold to a child #i cant deal with this

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:20:49 -0400

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

faithandfearcollide: But what ever do you mean Ginny? ….Oh

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:19:43 -0400

faithandfearcollide:

But what ever do you mean Ginny?

….Oh

wafflesforstephanie: bringbacklianharper: the-lron-butt: babyminaj: My favorite Oscar of the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:17:56 -0400

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

bitch please

make room for the Grammys

Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:15:19 -0400

rachel berry lea michele versus the props

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:14:15 -0400

~~rachel berry~~ lea michele versus the props